| roy harper if i ever was blessed with the honor of calling you my boyfriend i would court you like royalty. we would dine by a roaring fire and eat fondue on a bearskin rug while you told me the trials of your youth and i listened without judgment. --- yours always, jiffy lube admirer | ||
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Anonymous | |
Uh— Yeah, sure. Thanks? Trials of my youth?
There are definitely worse things to do.


